FlashForward October 1, 2009
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The latest in a fairly lengthy succession of serial sci-fi dramas imported from the US, ‘FlashForward’ is making its terrestrial debut this Monday at 9pm on Five. Not that you’d know it if you happen to miss their extensive ad campaign, including the other US import of promotional banners during their other shows. The central hook involves a mysterious global event which causes everyone on earth to fall unconscious, at the same time, for 2 minutes and 17 seconds. During this time, everybody experiences a ‘flash-forward’; experiencing a glimpse of their lives in roughly six months time. The main character is Mark Benford (Joseph Fiennes), an FBI Agent and recovering alcoholic, who is summarily put in charge of an investigation into the phenomenon, to determine both its cause and the likelihood of a reprise.
Naturally, there will be comparisons to Lost, which are not at all unreasonable given the level of similarity. The pilot even features an incongruous exotic animal, a large cast of characters and a similar sense of “I’m not going to have a clue until the final episode, am I?”. The show is drowned in slick American melodrama, with ‘missing daughter’ subplots, over-earnest delivery and every emotional twist slammed home by flashback or exposition, as if aiming to prevent the audience from feeling anything approaching genuine sensation. The fallout from the opening catastrophe, which reasonably would involve the death of millions, massive amounts of property damage, the collapse of major organisations and a profound impact on culture and the human psyche that would reverberate for generations, is more or less brushed to one side by the first commercial break. Instead, we have Benford attempting to recreate his ‘flash-forward’, as it contains important clues to the investigation, while his wife angsts about the mysterious stranger in hers.
It remains to be seen how the series will ultimately approach the various concerns of time travel fiction, such as causality and predeterminism, but flaws are already becoming apparent. Similar to Heroes and even the latest Star Trek movie, protagonists are motivated via revealed knowledge of the future. Bedford discovers a clue by seeing the future where he has the clue, so where did the clue come from? It’s a form of ontological paradox, not uncommon in time travel fiction (think Marty McFly inventing rock’n'roll) but unsatisfying when it forms the bedrock of a show. It’s never that fun to have protagonists led by the nose or manifesting destiny. There’s also no logical guarantee that all of these premonitions come true. In fact, it’s more reasonable that they wouldn’t, as foreknowledge of an event will always affect the outcome, regardless of the fact that said foreknowledge is accounted for in the vision of the event that is being foreknowledged (ugh, why do I do this to myself?). Couple that with the fact EVERYBODY has these same premonitions, chaos theory suggests that they’d be pretty unreliable, to say the least. But hey, I have a tendency to over-think these things.
It’s a pity such theoretical masturbation isn’t backed up by engaging characters or social analysis. The whole of humanity simultaneously switching off for two minutes would have compelling ramifications and knock-on effects that, even on their own, are worthy of dozens of stories. The whole of humanity simultaneously receiving knowledge of the future would make popular culture do cartwheels. ‘FlashForward’ is more interested in establishing its own labyrinthine mythology and stock characters than really exploring these themes.
“We’ve Never Had it So Good!” – The best of this year’s comedy so far. June 21, 2009
Posted by http://nikdrou.wordpress.com in Animation, Comedy, Popular Culture, Review, Television.Tags: Adult Swim, Charlie Brooker, Clive Swift, Comedy Vehicle, David Mitchell, Delocated, Hans Teeuwen, Harry Hill, Jon Glaser, Kevin Eldon, Newswipe, Paul Putner, Peter Serafinowicz, Renegade Angel, Robert Popper, Robert Webb, Roger Lloyd-Pack, Screenwipe, Stewart Lee, The Old Guys, The Other Side, TV Burp, Xavier
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In what seems a perverse echo of last year’s landslide victory in the U.S, the recent local and European elections have seen a dramatic swish to the right, with the Conservative Party poised for a good length of incumbency. The recession is only just sharpening its cutlery while Kim Jong Il fondles his dashboard like a horny Clarkson. Don’t get me wrong, it’s lovely to be able to lie here and type this with naught but a sliver of nebulous social guilt impeding my good-time locus, but all in all things are looking a mite grim, aren’t they? Well, that may very well be true, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have a bit of a titter now and then.
Eh? Can’t we? Eh?
So, seeing as though it’s the solstice, and I love you lot, here is a rundown of some of the finest comedy of the year so far, in no particular order:
The Old Guys
Unfairly overlooked sit-com about a pair of retirement-age heterosexual men (Clive Swift and Roger Lloyd-Pack) sharing a house together, getting up to antics and seeking to impress the lady across the street (Jane Asher). What rescued the concept from the Sunday schedule drizzle were the warm welcome hands of Bain and Armstrong, the writing duo behind Peep Show (and Hyperdrive, but I’ll let that one go) amongst other things, who gave the show a sense of space and spontaneity. There was a nice chemistry between the actors and, for too short a time, it was probably the most entertaining comedy on terrestrial telly. It was also the most successful of the slightly self-conscious ‘trad-coms’ that popped up in recent years, such as ‘Lab Rats’ and ‘The I.T Crowd’, as there seemed less of a deliberate agenda about the format.
If there was one major problem with ‘The Old Guys’, it’s that in order to adhere to some kind of unwritten sitcom guidebook they were working off, the gently amusing banter between the titular characters would be forced to culminate in some kind of generic farce/snapshot of embarrassment at the end of every episode. This would be more effective if the stories were tightly plotted, but it wasn’t really the nature of the show. It was just good, clean fun to watch with the family, despite the last episode in the series involving the sharing of a prostitute.
Delocated
I’ve mentioned this show in an earlier entry, but it certainly bears another mention if talking about this year’s comedy highlights. Jon Glaser plays ‘Jon’, a balaclava-wearing, pitched-down fool of a man, who makes himself and his family the subject of a reality show whilst still in the Witness Protection Program. It’s a simple-enough premise, which leads to many ‘Mr Show’-like convolutions along the way, including his would-be assassin (played by the great Eugene Mirman) getting a reality show of his own.
‘Delocated’ is yet another jewel in the crown of Adult Swim, a channel almost Pixarish in its ability to constantly bring out interesting comedy. This time, rather than surreal animation or non-sequiturs, it’s a fairly straight story of an idiot who doesn’t realise he’s an idiot.
There are signs near the middle of the season that perhaps ideas are beginning to flounder (Episode 4 features a ceramic hand that ‘Jon’ develops an unhealthy dependence on) and certain aspects even strain the credibility of even a world in which an assassin has his own reality show (such as ‘Jon’s poor girlfriend having the patience of a saint). It did, however, pull back with a terrific last couple of episodes that tapped ever deeper into the unique strain of lunacy on display.
That Mitchell & Webb Look, Series 3
After a relatively disappointing second series, the first couple of these new shows have been not so much a return to form, but the peak of their television sketch work to date. It’s still capable of being hit-and-miss (as one of their sketches makes light of) like all of the great sketch shows, but amongst the gags are some genuinely inventive mind-candy ideas that are just as tickling as any full-blown guffaw.
Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 2
Xavier is a completely deluded, pseudo-shamanistic, multi-nippled vagrant, travelling across a bleak desert landscape before embroiling himself in the concerns of more cynical types, generally making a complete nuisance of himself in the process, before the logically anomalous twists the plot takes help drive the universe into total entropy by the end of every episode.
The second season of this massively divisive show finally appeared on screens this February, after over a year-long gap since its debut. Utilising rudimentary CG, grotesque psychedelia with a string of next-gen puns and wordplays, Xavier is not going to be to everyone’s tastes. Once you get past whatever issues you may have with the unnerving tone or lapses into repellant imagery, you’ll be faced with one of the most original, gag-packed shows in comedy history.
The Other Side
After last year’s relatively disappointing ‘The Peter Serafinowicz Show’ (and the Christmas special that generally created more new problems than it fixed), the creative team behind Look Around You are apparently busy working on a programme for Adult Swim based around Tarvu, a fictitious religion of theirs. Before that though, they found the time to write and record a one-off internet-only pilot, seemingly for the sheer hell of it.
‘The Other Side’ is a weekly topical magazine-show style shortwave broadcast from the afterlife, detailing the various events and news regarding the deceased, for the benefit of the living. Of course, this is used more as a device for Look Around You-style retro-istic alternative reality jokes, with Shakespeare writing stories about time-travelling pop bands and Peter Ustinov raising hell in a fast food joint. There is also an impeccable attention to detail on the production side of things, invoking the bland segues of local radio with the desolate fidelity of shortwave, with disembodied voices gently invading the frequency in the background. The finest bit of work they’ve done so far.
Newswipe
Charlie Brooker’s TV critique show ‘Screenwipe’ got a news-based spin-off this year, which surprisingly proved to be a more successful use of the format. Part of the flaws with ‘Screenwipe’, and to an extent Brooker’s shtick in general, lie chiefly in attributing too much pontification on popular shows at the expense of something more obscure and interesting (e.g. devoting a whole section to excoriating Britannia High when TV Burp achieve more with just one gag), occasional reliance on scatological humour and visualizing jokes better left to the imagination. ‘Newswipe’ at least improves upon the former, with screen time devoted to the ‘Credit Crunch’ or the legacy of Jade Goody providing more relevance and catharsis than the same amount spent on delineating Big Brother contestants. The result is a good show getting better, providing entertaining wit with a genuine satirical punch currently lacking elsewhere
Tim Key’s rubbish, though.
Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle
It had been a long time coming, but Stewart Lee’s return to television was comparatively remarkable in its lack of compromise. It was far from perfect, particularly in its attempts to punctuate routines via sketches, but it’s still the finest TV rendition of a stand-up experience in years. It’s also an excuse to further showcase the talents of Kevin Eldon and Paul Putner who, needless to say and regardless of their pedigree, really should be in more stuff.
Harry Hill’s TV Burp
It seems that it has only been relatively recently that ITV have realised this is perhaps the best show they have broadcast in over a decade, shining in a Deadly Desert of crap, and given him a decent slot on a Saturday night. Now on its 8th series, the show still hasn’t shown any signs of waning, if anything becoming more comfortable with its own identity. Rather than simply using clips as a springboard to sketches, recurring gags have become more sophisticated, with features getting dropped and returned when necessary (the only mainstay being the “FIGHT!” skit before the break which, while not generally that funny, has earned it’s place through familiarity).
TV Burp is the last remaining notion of Light Entertainment being home to the funniest people ever.
Hans Teeuwen
Technically this was recorded last year, but I only got round to seeing it a few months ago and I doubt that a lot of people reading this would have heard of him yet. Hans Teeuwen is one of the most impressive acts I’ve seen, capable of tapping into pure whimsy without a trace of cynicism or laziness. It was an absolute pleasure to see an entire audience, including myself, consumed by pure, giddy nonsense. The DVD of his English set should be available in August, though witnessing him live is far more effective.
Amusing Search Terms May 31, 2009
Posted by http://nikdrou.wordpress.com in Autobiographical, Comedy, Comic Books, Navel Gazing.Tags: search term, stats page, wank, wordpress
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Part of the joy of having a blog, aside from the ability to vom out words to an audience of nada, is the Stats page, which gives you the ability to monitor your own flailing social trajectory like Kirk’s dad aboard the Kelvin. Here’s a snatch of mine at the moment:

Awesome.
Anyway, one of the features of this page deals with the various search terms that brought some visitors here. Unfortunately, with a title like ‘Vive Le Wank’, I can’t help but feel that a lot of them leave here disappointed and, metaphorically at least, empty-handed. Here are a few examples:
‘do superboy wank’
Presumably this is a ‘does The Thing have orange, rocky bollocks?’ type of comic book question, which I thoroughly failed to document the answer to. If it’s any consolation, I think that, yes, Superboy probably does have a bit of a wank in-between panels. Frankly, I’m not sure if there was any real speculation either way on this matter, but that didn’t stop this plucky blog surfer from chancing his hand.
Failing that, there may be some posh, elaborate masturbatory technique called a ‘superboy wank’ and they were just looking for instructions.
‘oldman wank’
Did Gary Oldman ever do a scene where he masturbated? It’s bound to have happened with a resume like his. Perhaps it’s in the deletes scenes of ‘Leon’, or that one where he plays a prisoner……Harry Potter, that’s it.
On second thought, they probably just wanted to see an old man having a wank.
‘tractor xxx’
This one just baffles me. Not so much the presumed clarification of tractor-based erotica, but more the fact that a quest for such material would somehow lead a person here. I’m fairly certain I haven’t mentioned tractors once. Now it’s all I can think about.
‘funny wank emotions’
Not a bad name for a band, or at least a painfully irreverent webzine devoted to ‘poking fun at the daily news from a sideways-turvy angle!’.
‘fanny futurama’
I’ve only just remembered that there was a character in the latest Futurama movie called ‘Fanny’ (Bender’s robotic love interest with a fan on her arse), so this is legit. Still, it was enough for me to do a double-take, so in it goes.
‘slow wank movies’
‘wetsuit wank’
‘opera glove wank’
And finally… ‘green poop’
Well, if this has taught me nothing else, it’s that a fairly significant portion of my readership is nothing but perverts with hopelessly niche requirements and short attention spans. Bless you.

Have any other bloggers out there had amusing search terms?
Coraline Review May 20, 2009
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Saw this yesterday in the absence of ‘Synecdoche, New York’ at my local cinema.

Well, it looks great and the score is fantastic, but it all ends up feeling a bit one-note. The fantasy world that Coraline finds herself in is comparatively mundane, with only dancing rodents and a mother who cooks as the only real incentive to remain. It’s also painfully obvious from the offset that something sinister is afoot, so there’s less a feeling of creeping dread than just simply wondering what the twist will be.
There also wasn’t a whole lot you could read into the story, other than the fairly glib moral of ‘be careful what you wish for’. Coraline works under a dream logic mechanic, where trying to assess plot holes would be missing the point somewhat (If that doorway is the only passage to and fro, then how does Coraline find herself waking in her own bed the following morning? Do they carry her through the portal and tuck her in? Without waking her? That seems a bit elaborate.). You may as well ask how they see when they have buttons for eyes. This would be fine for me if the events could be rationalised as possibly part of Coraline’s delusion, a-la ‘Return to Oz’, but doing so isn’t very rewarding. There’s little in the way of subversion of ideas and the plotting can often become mechanical. Characters are introduced simply for the sake of providing a quirky set piece down the line, before the third act then descends into a kind of video game-style scavenger hunt.
Not that the movie ever becomes less than enjoyable. There is some solid characterization, funny bits, moving moments as well as the overall warmth you get from anything so singular of vision and honest in intent (particularly compared to the mean and cynical humour in the ‘Ice Age 3′ trailer I sat through). Coraline herself refreshingly manages to be snarky and contemptuous without becoming hateful or annoying (not an easy feat). It is a pity she is so ultimately naive, as it isn’t so much fun when you feel you’re a step ahead of her.
There’s no sense of the story being watered down for a broader audience, perhaps to its detriment. I would imagine a lot of children would have trouble with the overly dark tone without much in the way of confectionery payoff. What ultimately lets ‘Coraline’ down is the sense that the creators were more interested in providing goth-lite spectacle for disaffected adults than simply relaying a compelling, original story.
Why Slow Zombies are Objectively Better than Fast Zombies April 22, 2009
Posted by http://nikdrou.wordpress.com in Autobiographical, Film, Horror, Popular Culture, Review, Television, science fiction, zombies.Tags: 28 Days Later, Charlie Brooker, Citalopram, Dawn of the Dead, Dead Set, Dream Endings, fast, lumbering, Paul Auster, Romero, running, slow, symptoms, The New York Trilogy, tonsil, withdrawal, Zack Snyder, zombie, zombies
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It has come to my attention that it’s been far too long since I last put in a blog entry. I have a good reason, as I’ve spent the past two weeks recovering from Citalopram-related withdrawal symptoms whilst simultaneously unintentionally cultivating a couple of tiny-but-belligerent abscesses on my left tonsil (or the right one, from the nurse-eye view). Also, I feel like shit.
Not to say that I haven’t been busy in the intervening period. I’ve started reading Paul Auster’s ‘The New York Trilogy’ whilst working on a couplet of entries about Dream Endings, the first of which should be finished tomorrow. So, in the meantime, here’s a bit I wrote around five months ago for some reason, about how slow moving zombies have more going for them than the quickly ones, at least in terms of subtext.
Enjoy.
‘Here’s how I see it.
With fast zombies, there’s no real poignancy you can draw from the collapse of society. You throw in an overwhelming, insurmountable (not to mention absurd) threat like that and what do you think is going to happen? It doesn’t tell us an awful lot about ourselves, other than that we largely like to avoid dying and/or getting mauled.
With slow zombies, the collapse of society has more weight, as it’s primarily down to humanity being unable to get its shit together and sort the problem out. The central point to those Romero movies (which, though trite nowadays, puts them above conventional zombie fare) seems to be that it’s not zombies, but humans that are the real threat. Patrick in Dead Set may be a cunt, but he’s still not nearly as dangerous as any of the zombies. This makes any subtext about people becoming homicidal and/or cunts in a situation like that fall rather flat. In Day of the Dead, I’d much rather have to deal with Bub than Captain Rhodes.
The very first scene in Dawn of the Dead is a TV interview where everything’s going to shit. Everybody’s bickering and no-one knows what’s going on. The interviewee, who in fact provides the best course of action in dealing with the menace, is heckled and mocked by people off-camera. It’s an unnerving scene and there’s not a single zombie in sight. The end of civilisation, of which this is a snapshot, is being depicted as agonisingly slow, full of pettyness and squabbling on the way down. This to me is far richer than the remake, where we’re practically wiped out in all but a couple of hours.
I’d also concur that it’s easier to suspend disbelief with slower zombies (although I would say that the infected in 28 Days Later are the most plausible of the bunch…..but then they aren’t really zombies, so nerr) as if the dead were to somehow reanimate, surely they’d barely be able to move, let alone go for a jog. I also prefer the low moaning to the inhuman screeching of fast zombies as…well…where does the noise come from? I know the whole thing is a leap into fantasy, but the less logical hurdles you need to jump, the better.
Oh, also I feel they have their cake and eat it with the scares, with otherwise mindless extroverted creatures somehow becoming stealth and popping into frame from nowhere. Slow zombies are dumb, but ubiquitous and easy to overlook. You’d probably survive, but only by having a weapon handy and being on your guard. It’s just a more subtle and relatable threat.
That doesn’t mean ‘fast zombie’ films aren’t entertaining in their own right. They just tend to be more visceral, intense stories about how survival comes at the expense of all else. It’s really a whole other kind of story altogether, but not one that I think makes full use of the zombie premise.‘
It’s one of those bits that I wrote that I was initially quite passionate about (or at the very least passionate enough to write 500 or so words on a comedy forum about it), but have since wondered why anyone would give much of a shit. I suppose what bugged me is the notion that the ‘modern’ fast zombie is somehow a necessary upgrade from the ‘hokeyness’ of the original, when Romero’s ‘Dawn of the Dead’ explicitly takes their lumbering into account. You have whatshisname acting all cocky and getting bitten during an act of unnecessary bravado, with a biker gang appearing shortly afterwards to throw a few pies at the undead. The fact we now need a bunch of berserker zombies about the gaff in order to keep our fizzog on the gogglebox speaks only as a detriment to this generation. All the same, stuff like Snyder’s DOAD remake and Brooker’s ‘Dead Set’ certainly do have worth and imposing tardiness on their respective antagonists wouldn’t be in their favour at all. So there you go, it’s a pointless argument.
Thank you very much for your time.
“The universe has gone cockamamie and I’m sitting here eating carrot sticks!” April 15, 2009
Posted by http://nikdrou.wordpress.com in Film, Horror, Popular Culture, Review, Television, Time Travel, fantasy, science fiction.Tags: 12:01 PM, fantasy, Groundhog Day, Kurtwood Smith, Lupoff, Myron Castleman, Richard A, Robocop, science fiction, That 70's Show
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Just a quick one today to draw your attention to this short film I found. It’s something I half remembered from my childhood, but couldn’t ever place what it was until recently. ’12:01 PM’ is an adaptation of the short story by Richard A. Lupoff, which also apparently informed the movie ‘Groundhog Day’ (or at least, Lupoff was willing to contest in court to that effect). The film stars Kurtwood Smith (Robocop, That 70’s Show) as Myron Castleman, a chap in the unfortunate scenario of consciously reliving the same 59 minutes of time over and over again.
The film has much of the existential undertones present in ‘Groundhog Day’ but gives them a starring role, ratcheting up the tension in the process. I’m normally wary of any story that fabricates a horrific circumstance and revels in it, seemingly for the sake of cheap profundity. This is especially grating in science fiction and fantasy, particularly one this divorced from our reality. The secret to the appeal of ’12:01 PM’, as well as ‘Groundhog Day’, is that the reality on display is arguably as arbitrary as our own. This is, of course, coupled with the clear association it can share with the drudgery of our own daily routines, or perhaps our feeling of social irrelevance. The most powerful moment in the film for me is around the halfway mark, where Myron simply loses enthusiasm for his pursuit and stoically runs out the clock on a park bench.
Kurtwood gives a terrific heightened performance, invoking the earnest paranoia of an old Twilight Zone episode. The story doesn’t have the sweeping emotional gamut of ‘Groundhog Day’, but what it lacks in a broader template it makes up for in sheer anxiety. The 59 minute time period, as opposed to 24 hours, leaves little room for humourous soul-searching or whimsical exploitations. His ordeal is attributed to a defined temporal conceit known as a ‘time bounce’, giving it a sense of cold certainty as well as an olive branch of hope that drives the story.
It’s interesting to note the differences between this film and ‘Groundhog Day’, so it’s rather a shame that the minds behind this film took umbrage at it, seemingly purely due to a similar premise that has since become a bit of a sci-fi staple. This is particularly considering that a more compromised form of the story appeared in 1993 (a TV movie called ’12:01’, containing none of the themes present in either film) with the blessing of the author. ‘Groundhog Day’ succeeds in hiding some truly dark moments in an otherwise warm-hearted rom-com without sacrifice to either agenda. ’12:01 PM’ is little but a grim study of one man’s eternity, of having everything and nothing.




I read through the latest LOEG, minus the prose installment at the end, on the train home. It’s hard to make an overall assessment on the story, as it is only book one of a planned trilogy. To bring everyone quickly up to speed, it’s set in a universe where all elements of popular fiction co-exist. The primary focus of the book lies with the various incarnations of a confederacy of unique individuals (all of which have their origins in existing media), recruited by British Intelligence in order to act in the interests of the Empire. The two principle characters that have remained the chief focus are Mina Murray (the character from Bram Stoker’s ‘Dracula’) and Allan Quatermain (from H Rider Haggard’s ‘King Solomon’s Mines’) who see the League through various iterations. ‘Century: 1910’, the latest installment, primarily deals with the League’s investigation into an occult sect attempting to bring an ethereal being, or Moonchild, into existence. Meanwhile, the daughter of Captain Nemo (a former League member) arrives on the British mainland, only to become intertwined with events from Bertolt Brecht’s ‘The Threepenny Opera’, the protagonists of which serve a ‘musical’ accompaniment to the tale.
